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Things That Make My Day: Bad Lip Reading

Christmas has either come early, or Santa just dropped off a belated 2014 present, because Bad Lip Reading: The 2015 NFL Version has just arrived!

This is the third installment of bad lip reading for the NFL, and they have all made me crack up! I always mercilessly make Paul and my co-workers watch these. But now, I will share this with you.

I can’t explain it. There are plenty of people out there who I am sure will find these stupid and ridiculous, but I can’t help but laugh so hard.

Enjoy, my friends, and thank you to those who have brought this into my life.

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http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2338922-bad-lip-reading-returns-with-a-hilarious-2015-nfl-version?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=programming-national

blasianxbri:

nigerian-royalty:

chinaija:

jalaynee:

franticdreams:

youaintshitbitch:

I came here just to reblog this.

My new “I’m not here for this” reaction gif…

Apparently no fucks were given by the Queen today. 

LMMFAO she’s so over it. she done spent all her fucks on the wedding and ain’t reupped yet.

i love this.

Go to the opening ceremonies, they said.

It’ll be fun, they said.

this is so awesome to me…

30 Day Running Challenge: Day 9

What’s the strangest or most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you on a run?

This is a fun one…. I was on a long run on the river trail right off of campus one evening, when my stomach started moving around and grumbling a little bit.  I should side note that I am not a farter really.  I have never been a gassy person.  I can’t burp, I hardly ever fart, but let me tell you what, nothing gets gasses bouncing around and out like a run.

So anywho, there I was, rocking my way down the river trail, head phones in, when suddenly, I am pretty sure I need to fart.  I do a quick look around just incase I do in fact let some bodily music slip, to make sure that no one is within ear shot.  I had just come around a curve, but I hadn’t seen anyone on the trail in at least a mile…I’m safe.

Sure enough, not 5 steps later, over my head phones, I hear probably the biggest fart my body has ever produced… followed immediately by the Michigan State Men’s Cross Country team flying by me…  

“Of course”… I say to myself…”that would happen to me”.

Good times

Me

An email to my boyfriend:

that spawned from me trying to improve my mood by perusing Pintrest.

Subject: “I swear I’m not totally obsessed…

Art Deco Diamond Engagement Ring

don’t think i am one of those girls who just wants to get married and is obsessed with it and dropping hints… that is not it at all! but i found this on pintrest and it is beautiful and i love it, so i wanted to share it. just like a picture of a puppy that is up for adoption… yes i want another puppy in the future, but not now, but you should at least have an idea of what kind of puppy i would want.. i’m just saying.

i like antique puppies…
 
げんこつ、口に入らないってw 
love you “
 
I know what you are all thinking:  He is a lucky man
And success, my mood improved!